# Re: At war with my dad.

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Posted by Jeff on July 21, 2020 at 07:20:39

In Reply to: Re: At war with my dad. posted by Ry on July 21, 2020 at 05:30:54:

It was a bit scary doing that and not knowing what his reaction would be, but by the time he had caught me and slung me over his shoulder in a fireman’s lift (that’s what he called it) we were both laughing as he was complaining about what it felt like to be soaked in custard and feeling sticky and slippery - he didn’t hold back either, asking “how can you like having your *rs* and b*ll* squelching around like this? It feels gross, you horrible child....”.

I am still waiting for his retaliation.

I like Jaguars and I’m not sure that the experience of the police with them is typical - used 24hrs a day, 7 days a week, lots of different drivers, loaded with heavy kit, really high mileage over a given period etc etc - so I would not rely on that as being typical of the average owner’s experience. Mario’S dad has run Jaguars for years (longer than I’ve known him) and he swears by them. Dad was out meeting a client yesterday and came back full of beans as he had agreed to buy the chap’s ten-month old Tesla Model S. The chap is emigrating to Australia and is taking absolutely nothing with him apart from his wife and two teenage daughters and the clothes they have; new life, new house and furniture, new cars and everything. He flies off on 3rd August so dad picking up the car on the 1st, a Saturday. It is silver-grey and the top model (whatever that is called) with all the extras available. Dad is like a small boy knowing he’s about to get a smashing birthday present!

I am sure dad has nasty plans for me as his revenge, but how horrid could it be? He’s not going to maim or kill me is? Will post on here when it happens.

Stay wet and safe.

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- Re: At war with my dad. wetchas 12:36:11 7/21/2020 (1)
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