# Re: JAWS!!

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Posted by LeviLovR on July 30, 2020 at 02:33:50

In Reply to: Re: JAWS!! posted by Jeff on July 29, 2020 at 14:45:07:

Actually, Ry I don't think sharks actually tear limbs off one at a time and eat them individually until they have devoured the entire body of their victim. They don't clean their plate and then ask to be excused from the table, they just grab what they can get inside their mouth and swallow it. They don't chew a certain amount of times before swallowing and then wipe their chins with a napkin. All those teeth are for ripping and tearing, not chewing.

We now have had numerous sightings all up and down the coast. The bodies of several mangled seals have washed ashore partially eaten - proof that they don't eat the whole thing but just grab what they can get and move on.

According to the news there were several people swimming at that spot as well as people on paddle boards. One guy on a paddle board went over to her and grabbed her hand and took her back to shore, but knew she was already gone. All the EMTs and emergency people and witnesses said they had never seen anything like it and were all pretty upset.

Here's the really crazy thing. One beach is only allowing swimmers to go in the water up to their ankles, which isn't swimming but wading. Why bother? The other beaches are recommending people only go in waist deep, so depending on how tall you are determines how far out you can go. And sharks can attack in very shallow water. One or two beaches have closed pending further investigation, but they are literally being sighted everywhere now and there are lots of pictures and videos popping up all over the place. Officials have asked that any sightings be reported so that they can track where the sharks are and determine any patterns.

Sorry if I sound snarky and snide, I'm just having a little fun with you. We're cool Bro and always will be.

Later

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