# CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED!

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Posted by Ry on December 26, 2020 at 06:25:51

Hi Guys 🤗🤗,

Thank you EVERYONE for wishing me loads of COAL 😡! Fortunately we are in a ‘smoke free zone’, so can’t burn any here ... or I’d defo be shovelling the sh*t 😂!

Now who the hell brought up SPROUTS AGAIN ... BEN 😡👎🏻! Just one day I’m gonna find YOU to give you a dig mate! Either that or if your Cousin ever posts here, maybe he already reads here, I’m gonna pay him £100 just to dig you and wind you Bro!

So like everyone guessed I had to be woken up this morning at like 8am ... I’d already guessed last night what everyone was getting and I was nearly right. OK, I had to help some sticky tape come loose, but I helped it to get re-stuck 😈😲! So I wasn’t in a panic to get up, which unfortunately got suspicion up in everyone as I’m usually up first on Xmas day! Well actually I WAS at 2am 😛 LOL!

So after my wonderful Bros emptied a bowl of FREEZING cold water 💦💦💦 over my head and chest in bed, I leapt out shouting Xmas greetings like ... “what the f*ck did you do that for!” After changing my T I wobbled down stairs to the lounge to discover everyone had opened their presents apart from me. So I was encouraged to open mine and I really tried to look surprised and happy ... I was happy with what I’d got, clothes, trainers and an ELECTRIC SCOOTER ... YEH MAN cool, sick, mint and AMAZING! But I already knew about it ALL, and everyone else’s 😆!

As the morning went on and we’d washed and dressed in new Xmas clothes, there was the occasional question raised as to how the Xmas presents had got sort of moved and mixed up from the night before. Obviously I stayed VERY quiet, staring at some ‘Good Morning Britain’ rubbish with Holly and Phil on tv 😚! I was really listening to my family and haven’t got a clue what they were doing on the tv! So after it came up several times, with everyone denying responsibility or knowledge, I thought it was ALL over ... phew 😓!

Lunch came around and I BEGGED not to be given ANY sprouts and surprisingly both Mum and Dad agreed with a smile. We all sat down and really enjoyed dinner, chatting loads and joking with each other. As we finished I asked, “what’s next Mum?” Dad looked at Mum and said, “a VERY special event Ryan!” I looked at my Bros, who were puzzled with dead pan faces. Mum got up and went into the kitchen returning after a short while with a bowl covered by paper which she plonked in front of me with a spoon! Aidy chirped up, “where’s ours?” Dad smiled, “believe me YOU don’t want it son!” Then he pulled the paper away. What was it Ben?! ... A BOWL of FRIGGIN SPROUTS! Mum smiled, “would you like some gravy to help them slide down Ryan 😄?”

I was completely dumb struck staring at them ... and boy did they SMELL! “Mum, why me? You said I didn’t have to have any this year”, I really pleaded 😭! Dad spoke, “well Ryan, Father Christmas has told us you got up in the night, opening and interfering with the parcels in the lounge! Did YOU son?” I tried to avoid looking directly at anybody but what should I say? I started to mutter under my breath, “I’m 13 and I know he doesn’t exist!” Jay giggled, “I’m going to really enjoy this and you’re NOT doing yourself ANY favours Ry!” I glared across the table at him and tried to kick him ... stubbing my big toe which HURT. “Serves YOU right muppet”, he laughed 😂!

I knew I was caught bang to rights so I decided to plead for mercy 😥. “If I own up Dad, do I have to eat them?” Mum laughed and Dad said, “ if YOU don’t own up and come clean YOU will eat the FULL bowl! But if you own up then we MIGHT reduce the amount.” I fidgeted on the seat getting annoyed 😡. “That’s NOT FAIR Dad!” He picked the spoon up and pushed it at me, “neither is OPENING everyone’s presents in the night young man!” I was in HOT water now, so I decided to cut my loses. “OK, YES I woke up in the night and just HAD to come down and open a few ... OK, ALL of them! I’m really sorry everyone!” I was hoping a bit of grovelling might save me.

Mum spoke, “thanks for being honest ... even if it’s ONLY because of the sprouts. Now as YOU opened everyone’s presents and mixed them up, maybe you should eat one sprout for each present?” Now I was REALLY panicking and I was looking for the door, but Dad pushed it closed. My Bros were actually wetting themselves with laughing 🤣😂🤣😂! I have to say there weren’t enough sprouts in the bowl for every present I’d opened, but I wasn’t daft enough to say that thank God. Dad spoke, “as YOU opened everyone’s presents it should be up to each of us if you eat a sprout. So over to your Brothers Ryan.” I looked beggingly at my Bros, “PLEASE Bros HELP me 🥲!” Aidy took pity on me, “you don’t need to eat one for me Ry! I accept you’re a COMPLETE PLANK!” I smiled at him, maybe this wasn’t going to be too bad after all. Unfortunately I was WRONG AGAIN 😲! I ended up having to eat 3, thank you Jay for being such an understanding Bros 🤬! Mum and Dad were never gonna let me off eating their’s, but I thought I could depend on him ... don’t worry I WILL get even. I think he still blames me for shadowing him after his holiday exploits were found out.

So by the end I felt sick and nearly vomited several times! Afterwards we all had mince pies and ice cream and it took the taste away, thank God 😔! After that I said I was going upstairs, to sulk. While up there I decided to take my own advice and take a shower ... I needed something to cheer myself up 😜! So water it was 💦💦💦💦. I soaked my new blue slim stretch jeans, my Ben Sherman blue checked shirt (wish it was YOU instead Ben), my new M&S microfibre boxers, my new Nike white ankle socks and my new white Nike trainers! In fact it all felt AMAZING and naughty as it was all brand new and just on. But suddenly I worried that I’d be made to eat even more sprouts for getting it all wet ... fortunately they didn’t realise and I didn’t get done AGAIN 😜👍!

Ben Bro, it’s GOT to be YOUR fault cos it’s defo NOT mine 😲🤣! Why would it be, LOL!

Safe Guys!

Follow Ups:

- Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Ben 23:54:55 12/26/2020 (2)
  - Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Ry 03:53:46 12/27/2020 (1)
    - Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY SPROUTED! Ben 08:36:34 12/27/2020 (0)
- Now as for Jay...........Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Wetnboy 18:36:09 12/26/2020 (2)
  - Re: Now as for Jay...........Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Ry 03:29:18 12/27/2020 (1)
    - Re: Now as for Jay...........Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Wetnboy 02:04:06 12/28/2020 (0)
- Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Wetnboy 17:52:01 12/26/2020 (2)
  - Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! LeviLovR 12:45:50 12/27/2020 (0)
  - Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Ry 03:10:35 12/27/2020 (0)
- Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! LeviLovR 14:10:59 12/26/2020 (1)
  - Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Ry 02:50:09 12/27/2020 (0)
- Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Zonie 11:29:35 12/26/2020 (3)
  - Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Ry 02:31:55 12/27/2020 (2)
    - Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Zonie 04:00:48 12/27/2020 (1)
      - Re: CAUGHT AND REALLY PUNISHED! Ry 04:58:42 12/27/2020 (0)

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