# I'm not going to, sadly

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Posted by wetchas on June 22, 2020 at 10:35:05

Thanks for your replies to the I'm not going to thread. I promised I would share mine.
Outfit. White Nike soccer shorts. Grey North Face tracksuit. Red Adidas T shirt. Expensive trainers, (not sure of make, probably white). North Face puffer jacket, black.
I would start by plunging into a vat of cooking oil, getting myself totally covered, and ruining the outfit. From there I would move into pools of other substances, starting with foodstuffs, and progressing to building materials, the final couple of pools would contain black bitumen roof sealant, and gloss paint. Sitting in the paint, having brushed it all over the clothes, I would then take a pair of scissors and cut the whole lot to shreds. I can just imagine the down from the jacket blowing away in the breeze. When I was left sitting in the paint in just the Nike Shorts, I would commence what would surely be a long, and actually quite impossible clean up. Good job this is purely fantasy.
Cheers.
Wetchas.

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