# Re: Cole and a hangover

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Posted by LeviLovR on August 04, 2021 at 04:41:46

In Reply to: Cole and a hangover posted by Pete on August 04, 2021 at 03:38:48:

Love this story! Made me think of something that happened to me when I was in the service.

Like you I have never been a big drinker either and have never been really drunk. Drinking was huge when I was in the military and drunkeness was extremely common. We had three lieutenants in our company who were renting a house together. They were actually about the same age as the rest of us, and even though we weren't supposed to fraternize with them, there was some that went on.

So we had three guys who were getting out of the service at the same time and rather than have three seperate ETS (end of time in service) parties the lieutenants decided to hold one giant party at their rented house instead. EVERYONE was invited! I normally didn't go to these things, but since one of the guys leaving was one of the clerks I worked with on a daily basis and he really wanted me there, I decided to attend after all. I went with Rodney, another of the guys from our headquarters platoon in his car. Prior to leaving Rodney asked me to monitor his drinking and not let him drink too much as he said he did really silly stuff when he imbibed too much. I wasn't sure if this was true or not but agreed to do as asked.

The party turned out to be an absolute brawl. Guys were drunk, peeing on the neighbors' lawns, passing out, vomiting, swearing, the whole nine yards. Rodney joined right in and when I told him he needed to stop he told me where I could go and what I could do in no uncertain terms. It was clear I was going to have to drive back so I didn't drink anything.

Rodney was absolutely correct. He did get silly when drunk. I couldn't help laughing at him in spite of myself. He was outrageous. When it came time to leave he went around kissing everybody goodbye - including the three Ls - on the lips! Driving back he rolled down the window and said he was going to yell obscenities out the window. I told him fine, go ahead and yell. So he starts shouting, "Obscenities! Obscenities!" Then as we started to get near the base he turned and looked at me and said, "You're drunk! We're about to go past the MP's and you need to be very, very quiet!' I promised I would be and so was he. But once back at the barracks we had to go up a flight of stairs. Like you I was trying to support him but it was like scene from an old movie. One step up, then three back down. I was almost as bad as he was because I couldn't stop laughing. Finally got him up the stairs and he collapsed on the bed and of course was violently sick in the night and threw up everywhere.

The next morning we were having a giant inspection. It did not go well. Everyone was hungover and not at their crisp military best. The you know what hit the fan! After we left the party neighbors called the police and there were some arrests made. The three Ls got in major trouble for hosting the party, plus the poor inspection results.

I'll never forget it though because I never laughed so hard in my life. Rodney was definitely the life of the party and I learned he was not exaggerating when he told me he got really silly when he drank.

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