# Re: We arrive at the seaside and get a soaking.

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Posted by Ry on August 06, 2020 at 16:51:17

In Reply to: Re: We arrive at the seaside and get a soaking. posted by Jeff on August 06, 2020 at 08:08:07:

Hi Jeff Bro 🤗🤗!

Yeh man, we luv the sea .... coming home dry is never an option! Don’t swear at me ‘shorts’, WTH 🤬!

So Toni is in yr 10 from September? We’re a year behind him then and Jay is in the same year ... that’s if Mum let’s him out the house again, LOL 🤣! I’m not sure if you’re calling us ‘scruffy’ but we usually go to skwl smart and clean, unless it’s raining on the way there. I’m not keen on his uniform, polo shirt or blue shirt with no tie or blazer ... I like my tie and use the Windsor knot. It hides the fact I don’t like to fasten my top button but I push my tie right up so it’s smart. OK, none of us put our shirt tails in our pants, but that’s usually hidden by your blazer, especially if you fasten your blazer button during assembly. I like slim school pants though. So I like his pants, but he needs a tie and blazer Bro. I bet that uniform encourages kids to get even messier than we do ... and that’s hard! I like the sound of him though, he’s cool! Do the other guys know you post on here Bro? What do they think you’re doing when you type stuff up? It’d be good to hear from them sometime, maybe we’d get to hear some of your ‘dirty’ little secrets 🤔!

So Brutus is your dog, mint 👍! I’d luv a dog, gonna start persuading the adults again. Mum’s comment last time was, “we’ve got enough animals with you three!” Thanks Mum 😡! I don’t know about ‘angels’ but we’re pretty good at hiding our devil horns under our baseball caps 😈 ... mines an Oakley one to match my specs LOL! Put it this way, we’re clean, eating well, not been brought home by the police yet and not burnt the house down! And Ross is even wearing boxers now, so I think we’re doing all right, no proper fights .... but I’d win anyway! Plenty of wrestling and fun on the beach, occasionally I let him win!

So I bet your Dad has been reading here again with him mentioning midnight dips .... they’re great, much more fun than during daylight 😜! Better still with a full moon ... brings the true wear wolf out of you 👹! So your Dad is called Mike, I’m gonna call him DM from now on Bro. just in case you didn’t realise I like nicknames! At skwl they call me Squis ... partly because I’m always chewing my nails like a squirrel and also cos I’m always squishing around when wet!

I’m really glad the three of you have been given your ‘freedom’ this holiday, they’re the best ones really where you just do what you like. We’re banned from coke at home cos there’s too much sugar, we’re climbing up the walls anyway 😈! Instead Mum buys sparkling spring water ... Rubicon blackberry and raspberry flavour. It’s top Bro, but what Mum’s don’t see they don’t know ... so we’ve got coke here!

Are you planning any ‘all nighters’? We fell asleep in the lounge last night, woke up a bit stiff today .... and not just in the trouser region LOL! We’ll be alone with Dad this weekend again, so I’ll have to carefully watch him. We’ll need to hold his hand as he’s been let out alone ... the child will want to break free again 🤣!

Matching high vis underwear ... boxers and socks! I can just imagine you running down the hard shoulder of the M1 starkers putting cones out! OK, I sometimes wear white boxers with my white socks, but not high vis orange or yellow! I think you’re a bit of an exhibitionist on the quiet?! Only joking Bro, don’t get your high vis ‘knickers’ in a twist ... that’d hurt 😝!

So Bro, which one of you is President Trump? He drives around in the ‘beast’! Bet he wears high vis boxers as well! Do you have a bad comb over?! Soz if I’m taking the mick today, I’m in a mischievous mood ... think it’s sleeping on the floor or maybe the sugar 😈!

Enjoy your beach fun Bro, the sea is like a living beast ... it’s gonna get you just when you don’t expect it!

Safe Bro!

Follow Ups:

- Re: We arrive at the seaside and get a soaking. Jeff 18:21:45 8/07/2020 (2)
  - Re: We arrive at the seaside and get a soaking. Ry 20:01:05 8/07/2020 (1)
    - Re: We arrive at the seaside and get a soaking. Jeff 08:50:31 8/08/2020 (0)

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