# Re: Mario and I go for a wet bike ride.

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Posted by Ry on July 10, 2020 at 02:22:44

In Reply to: Re: Mario and I go for a wet bike ride. posted by Jeff on July 09, 2020 at 19:35:48:

Yo Jeff Bro, I know it must be confusing for people. I call all my friends bro and my brothers bro as well. Older people I respect I call pal. If you’re a ‘mate’ I like U but don’t know U well enough to decide if you’re a bro or pal yet! Understand? No U’re still baffled! I don’t know U in person but U like and do the things I do and U are older, year 11, but I still think of U as 1 of us .... a kid and my bro. Even tho U probs think of U’rself as an ‘adolescent’ .... but we’re all still kids and I intend to be 1 until I’m like 30. And when I have kids myself, and I’ve already picked their names ... all boys cos that’s all our family ever has, I will be a kid again with them!

Soooo, Aidy is a year younger in yr 7, I’m in yr 8 and Jay is a year older in yr 9. Ross is my best mate and in yr 8, but I was very nearly driven to murder him when he first started hangin with us. He came to the skwl as a real ‘stuffed shirt’. He spoke posh, always looked stupidly smart with collar fastened, shirt tucked in, jumper, polished shoes, everything that shouts ‘I’m better than U and I think it as well’. A total friggin snob. We go to a private Grammar, like you, in a town on the outskirts of a big city. All our families have good jobs and money, apart from some of the bursary kids .... but they’re my bros as well. Buttttt I don’t walk around thinking I’m better than anyone else, quite the opposite, I’ll talk to anyone and make friends. Sooo I maybe have over 200 bros at skwl and loads from primary at different skwls now who I see around the town and we’re still bros! Yeh, so Mum and Dad must hav been at it like rabbits LOL!!

To be accurate I have 2 blood brothers and a best mate who is now like 1 of the brothers to all of us and gets treated that way by everyone. He is no longer a ‘stuffed shirt’, he swears worse than us and dresses the same and just needed the new freedom to get the most different and extreme haircut. Blonde on top with long curls, but natural brown blended shaven on the sides. When I first saw it I couldn’t believe it was the same kid. He’d been following me around for a month and been to the skwl pool with me when I cleaned it, that’s when I nearly killed him (I posted the story). Then shortly after that he turned up 1 Monday at skwl like totally changed. Black slip on shoes, white sports socks, slim trousers that hugged his legs, white shirt hanging out, top button undone and tie loosely pushed up .... and the hair. He blamed me saying he liked my style and that knowing me had given him the confidence to be who he was. I went around to his ‘apartment’ that week crapping myself that his Mum was gonna yell at me but .... she grabbed me lifting me of my feet and squeezing the life out of me. “Thank you for giving me my happy son back!” Apparently he was going downhill after she split with his Dad and she was worried Ross was getting suicidal until he met me and changed. Now he can stay over at ours or me at theirs whenever we want, just by texting both sets of parents which is great. He is a totally different kid now, at skwl he’ll often be the first to walk in the puddles and look at me to follow him which usually results in a water fight! He’s always annoyingly happy and hard to annoy. He has ‘taught’ Aidy how to be a boy now he’s reached puberty and was a little confused, something I couldn’t legally teach him! Sometimes the 2 of them gang up on me, which they know drives me mad. I literally want to bash their heads together when they take the p**s!

On the quiet, Dad was like us, it’s in our DNA! We’ve always really been like this, so they’re used to it. It’s just our normal family life, nothing different. Dad doesn’t ever hit us but he pulls ears and we do what he says then. Mum gives slaps to the head gently, but U know it’s happened and U better behave. We’ve been trained to do our washing and we’ve got pretty skilful at keeping our stuff in good condition, including trainers which also get washed. They really don’t need to do much for us now, we can feed ourselves but usually have at least 2 family meals each week .... no phones, tablets or tv! Just talking about stuff .... where I usually end up grassed on, so I kick under the table but it doesn’t hurt in just socks. My toe once swelled up like I’d broken it when I kicked the table leg instead of Aidy. They ALL wet themselves laughing as I hopped around trying not to swear. I know we sound bad, but we’re really not but just a normal family. TBH I wouldn’t change any of them and I don’t think they’d change me either.

I know some of the stuff I do, especially at skwl, sounds bad but everyone knows I’m the first 1 they can ask to help with anything and I’ll do anything with a smile and try to enjoy it. All the Teachers know they can get me to do stuff for them and tbh I think that’s why I get away with stuff I do. I even once heard a Teach, who I don’t really like say, “Ryan gets up to mischief, but he’s the kid you can rely on to stick his finger in the hole to stop the flood!” I felt quite proud of that and thought, yeh especially if waters spurting out all over me! LOL

I’ll take U’r point about me being like 3. I believe in being larger than life, but there’s absolutely never any malice in me so don’t ever take anything I say too seriously cos I’m only prodding the cage and joking. Even when I was drowning in the manure, pinned face down at skwl I was only thinking how can I make these lads my friends. We were actually making pretty good progress, at counselling, until COVID hit us. They were starting to fist bump me upon arrival, called me Ry instead of my surname and were talking very openly about their s**t Dad and lives generally .... I’m sure I’ll have broken them by October and hav them rolling in puddles for dares. That’ll be real progress considering they hated me and literally wanted to kill me!

Dad is probs closest with me and never really tells me off. My right ear is larger than the left tho, from pulling! When I do stuff that’s a bit on the edge, he quietly says to me don’t put yourself at risk and don’t annoy your Mum .... otherwise Ryan just be yourself because everyone who really knows you likes you. Sounds like the self appreciation society, but I think if you can be the friend that everyone needs in hard times then that’s as good as U can hope for.

I’m not a bad lad Jeff, just a bit over excitable and mischievous .... which usually ends up in my own pain and injury. I could really see me having Kayne’s accident and I’ve had too many to remember now.

I know what U said about U’r skwl and their attitudes to uniform and reputation. Our skwl has soooo many old fashioned traditions like not being allowed to wear outside coats within the skwl grounds. Not being allowed to hang out in corridors, class rooms or the quad at lunch and breaks ... U hav to go outside in the fresh air unless U want to work in the library - boring NO! Sooo what is naturally gonna happen? U don’t wear coats to skwl unless it’s friggin freezing cos U hav to store them or carry them. So kids turning up to skwl soaked, gettin soaked at lunch and walking home soaked is pretty standard and suits me and ALL my bros fine LOL!

I know U said some lad got expelled, we still call it that here, but he was pushing it a bit .... even for me ... in the skwl pond. I might do that on my last day or if I was there doing some job once all the Teachers had gone home, but otherwise no. But surely getting wet in the rain at lunch or on the way home is the skwl pushing it a bit? I’m really not trying to get U in s**t, but if 1 really wet day U had to walk to town to get something after skwl could they really dare to punish kids? We live in a very wet country bro! Kayne said the same as U until Charlie showed him how much fun a uniform soaking was, now he’s a fan! There is just something about it that makes it so much better. For us I think it’s the fact that we sort of get smart and clean for skwl, then it’s the mischief of knowing U really shouldn’t be doing it. Then U get like an adrenaline spike doing it and the physical feel of wet shoes, socks and pants sticking to U’r legs shining. The feel of the clinging, see thru wet shirt, the wet tie flapping around and the dripping blazer shining. It REALLY is the sickest feeling ever and 1 I will never get bored with while I’m still young enough to do it. If I were U I’d defo devise a sneaky way to get away with it, before U leave skwl forever bro!! Believe me bro, once U do it U’ll be hooked! Don’t do drugs or fags just do wet uniform LOL!

I have an Italian heritage mate in my year. Antonio, or Ant to us, has Parents who own an ice cream factory. I remember goin round to his in yr 7 for a game of ‘patience’ after skwl. It was before Aidy joined the skwl from primary and before Ross joined us. There was about 4 of us there and I ended up in the garden chair. I got set up .... nothing new there! I got milk, eggs and water poured over me and butter rubbed in my hair GROSS! Then Ant came out the garage with this big tub .... ICE CREAM! They proceeded to put it in my hair, down my back. Inside my shirt and even in my pants ... just to get a reaction .... but apart from jumping around a bit I just kept scooping it off myself and eating it! I didn’t get it out my pants, it just melted and got very sticky! But it was bl**dy lovely tasting ice cream, his Parents clearly have a massive skill and business that he’ll inherit. I must remember to keep him close!

U’ll soon realise I go on loads, soz bro!

Safe bro!

Follow Ups:

- Re: Mario and I go for a wet bike ride. Muddywet 00:57:50 7/12/2020 (3)
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    - Re: Mario and I go for a wet bike ride. Kayne 15:54:42 7/12/2020 (1)
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- Re: Mario and I go for a wet bike ride. Jeff 18:38:46 7/10/2020 (8)
  - Re: Mario and I go for a wet bike ride. Ry 11:45:42 7/12/2020 (6)
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