# Amusing comment or thalassophobia ?

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Posted by John Dough, MCC, OBE, PLUGH on May 23, 2024 at 15:03:12

On the way back from swimming this morning, as I walked through the park I saw my artist friend and his gf Yola. He asked me what I'd been swimming in, and I got my soggy multipart wamwear out of my plastic bag, and Yola made the comment "It shouldn't be allowed" and "It's a dress". Oh dear, somebody hasn't been near a pool for ages, and doesn't realise how acceptable swimwear fashions have improved. Or maybe she's thalassophobic (like my "swimmer" exgf Sarah, or worse still transphobic. To change the subject slightly, the local swim team seemed to be practicing front crawl in trainers today... Maybe to build up their leg muscles? Wonder what Yola would have said to that... (or to me swimming in the wedding dress again last Tuesday, lol). P.S. Lifeguards saw me swimming in it and didn't say anything (but told off some random woman for swimming backstroke and bumping into almost everybody else in the lane, including me. Hint: wait until halfway through the swim slot when half the people have left and the pool's emptier). Just keeping this board active, since not many people seem to be posting here anymore. Even the so-called "Future Youth" whoever they are. Whatever. Twinkle twinkle little bat. Swimming stops you getting fat. Just get some NTFS. And go swimming in a dress :)

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- Re: Amusing comment or thalassophobia ? The Watcher 05:17:38 5/27/2024 (9)
  - Re: Amusing comment or thalassophobia ? Felix 08:52:51 5/27/2024 (1)
    - Re: THIS MATTER IS NOW REGRETTABLY IN THE HANDS OF THE POLICE Squishy Plushie 07:32:01 5/28/2024 (0)
  - Re: Amusing comment or thalassophobia ? The Watcher 06:24:47 5/27/2024 (2)
    - Re: Amusing comment or thalassophobia ? The REAL Watcher. 01:55:49 5/28/2024 (1)
      - Re: IP address noted. THIS MATTER IS NOW IN THE HANDS OF THE POLICE Squishy Plushie 07:16:50 5/28/2024 (0)
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        - Re: Yes it would be nice if Felix displayed the IP address again The Watcher of the Skies 06:41:24 5/27/2024 (0)
- Re: Amusing comment or thalassophobia ? Questionmaster 07:16:00 5/24/2024 (12)
  - Re: Amusing comment or thalassophobia ? X 07:43:41 5/27/2024 (1)
    - Re: Amusing comment or thalassophobia ? Squishy Plushie 08:32:00 5/27/2024 (0)
  - Re: Amusing comment or thalassophobia ? John Dough, MCC, OBE, PLUGH 08:43:29 5/24/2024 (9)
    - Re: A chance for your feedback, dear wacky users :) John Dough, MCC, OBE, PLUGH 11:11:56 5/24/2024 (8)
      - Re: WE NEED MORE VOTES!!!, dear wacky users :) Squishy Plushie 11:30:56 5/26/2024 (1)
        - Re: WE NEED MORE VOTES!!!, dear wacky users :) The Catcher 07:00:18 5/27/2024 (0)
      - Re: A chance for your feedback, dear wacky users :) Robert 20:32:17 5/24/2024 (3)
        - Re: A chance for your feedback, dear wacky users :) Squishy Plushie 01:02:11 5/25/2024 (2)
          - Re: A chance for your feedback, dear wacky users :) ADDENDUM Squishy Plushie 02:58:10 5/25/2024 (1)
            - Re: A chance for your feedback, dear wacky users :) ADDENDUM Zonie 22:04:40 5/26/2024 (0)
      - Re: A chance for your feedback, dear wacky users :) Mary Lebon 16:58:04 5/24/2024 (1)
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